So..alright here's the deal. This is gonna be a pretty angsty post because I have some things I need to get off my chest, so I encourage anyone reading to just move on. Come back in a couple days and I'll hopefully have something witty and clever up. Thank you.
The thing about life that gets me is that it constantly runs in highs and...
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The thing about life that gets me is that it constantly runs in highs and...
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What's puzzlin' you is the nature of my game.
It's puzzlin' me too. Am I sincere? Am I a relentless asshole or am I a heartsick romantic? Do I feel or do I fake it so people don't think I'm a sociopath?
I think I'm all of these. And that's the problem with people. It's like an onion. The more you peel away, the more...
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It's puzzlin' me too. Am I sincere? Am I a relentless asshole or am I a heartsick romantic? Do I feel or do I fake it so people don't think I'm a sociopath?
I think I'm all of these. And that's the problem with people. It's like an onion. The more you peel away, the more...
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yikes:
Jesus, man. If you get any more cheerful, I'm going to hang myself. You are in serious need of a pat on the head,--or a good stiff drink. 
girly:
Hey, I gave him a good stiff...something ^^ 
Time to tupdate! Hooray! I'm halfway drunk and the great Storey is fully in the bag~ what a wonxwerful day! Haha! I can't spell right and it doesn't boyther me! Truly a testament to the abilitgy that I am partially inebriatedx. I just wanted to say hay to all the people in the Colorado place. Boulder people as well. YOU ROCK. time to do sometihng....
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storey:
Why the fuck did i go out with you guys last night anyway?
girly:
Bitch! You aren't cool enough to charm a snake charmer in Mor....wait...she charmed you, eh? Snake charmer...maybe it is true.... 
So I'm driving to school today and this William Shatner song comes on the radio and I have to say that yes, he really is bad, but dammit, he tries. He really puts his all into his singing. So, I had to say that.
I am doing well. Better than I was doing before at least. I get occasional bouts of the Sadness but after...
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I am doing well. Better than I was doing before at least. I get occasional bouts of the Sadness but after...
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storey:
Oh you're damn right I'm throwing myself off that cliff, its magic y'know. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE...................
storey:
Update is not a profane word you lazy bastard............
I don't have much to say today. I'm actually feeling kind of down so no clever witticisms today.
I always leave a quote though, or I try to. Let's see...how about:
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." -Homer Simpson
I always leave a quote though, or I try to. Let's see...how about:
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." -Homer Simpson
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rickroyal:
"First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
In answer to the question you asked long ago, a poly family is a non-traditional relationship arrangement of more than two people. This FAQ does fairly good job of explaining.
In answer to the question you asked long ago, a poly family is a non-traditional relationship arrangement of more than two people. This FAQ does fairly good job of explaining.
storey:
LAZY.....mmm, no wait......I RULE YOU!
High class little man over there is a nice picture and all, but I need to figure out how to work a digital camera so I can put my own mug up there.
Things are pretty much the status quo right now. Not much big on the short term horizon except maybe a party on Friday. I don't know, I just ask my walking memory,...
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Things are pretty much the status quo right now. Not much big on the short term horizon except maybe a party on Friday. I don't know, I just ask my walking memory,...
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samanthakayne:
sometimes i worry 'bout you and storey... but then again, i find you so entertaining i don't usually worry much...
storey:
Hmmmm........I STILL RULE YOU!!!!
This journal thing is fun. It's even more fun when I come in here and change all my settings back due to Storey's shennanigans.
The last update was pretty much right, sadly. I have been busy with work and school, occasionally going out so nothing that would make a good story.
Last week I did get visited by the Jeffco sheriff's department for stealing a...
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The last update was pretty much right, sadly. I have been busy with work and school, occasionally going out so nothing that would make a good story.
Last week I did get visited by the Jeffco sheriff's department for stealing a...
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storey:
Hey! Ya about that sign, where is it I really want that thing back. I mean, c'mon, what are you gonna do with a sign that says "VOTE Storey for District Attorney"? (I didnt make that up it actually says that)
yikes:
I just love that word. *Irish accent* shennanigans. So vibrant, so quaint, so roguish, so campy!
It only took about a week and a half this time for me to start blowing off my homework. Not a good omen and hopefully I can reverse this distressing trend and get back on the winning track! 
I'm almost done doing damage control on my account, but I should have expected this kind of dastardly business when I let girly and storey update it...
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I'm almost done doing damage control on my account, but I should have expected this kind of dastardly business when I let girly and storey update it...
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smashedpumpkin:
good to see you again last evening!
belize sounds good...i've heard it's similar to jamaica.
ugh....i need to do homework. knowing me, i'll probably tell myself that i'll do it in the morning.
belize sounds good...i've heard it's similar to jamaica.
ugh....i need to do homework. knowing me, i'll probably tell myself that i'll do it in the morning.
samanthakayne:
oops! 
i woudln't trust the two of them, either... but you're apparently a braver man than i!
welcome back to the land of the living!
i woudln't trust the two of them, either... but you're apparently a braver man than i!
welcome back to the land of the living!
In an attempt not to be creepy, I'm updating my own journal like a big boy. Damnit! I'm kind of buzzed so the typing isn't top shelf.
What's going on with me? Storey says to be sincere so I guess I will. I'm currently trying to save money to move out again and also take a trip to LA to see if the superficiality of...
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What's going on with me? Storey says to be sincere so I guess I will. I'm currently trying to save money to move out again and also take a trip to LA to see if the superficiality of...
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samanthakayne:
type type type.
how did we all get broke at the same time, i wanna know...
how did we all get broke at the same time, i wanna know...
smashedpumpkin:
this turbo oven operates at 1000 degrees. and i don't think you can touch it's exterior unless it's off or it will KILL YOU. well...maybe not that.
if you make it to LA, check out the music stores!
i'm making it a goal to get all a's this semester....so far it's going swimmingly!
and i don't think you can touch it's exterior unless it's off or it will KILL YOU. well...maybe not that.
if you make it to LA, check out the music stores!
i'm making it a goal to get all a's this semester....so far it's going swimmingly!
So, that picture of the midget is new. I'm glad I put it up? (I really didn't, it just appeared there like magic.)
I am very exhausted today from illegally dumping furniture in alleys across Denver so I will post something more substantial tomorrow.
A word of advice:
Before you bag 'er, sheathe your dagger.
I am very exhausted today from illegally dumping furniture in alleys across Denver so I will post something more substantial tomorrow.
A word of advice:
Before you bag 'er, sheathe your dagger.
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smashedpumpkin:
what?! you mean you haven't turned into a midget?! thought i was missing something.... 
don't worry. i'll bring coats to canada. lots and lots of coats.
don't worry. i'll bring coats to canada. lots and lots of coats.
storey:
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YOU LAZY BASTARD!
YOU LAZY BASTARD!
Alright, Im updating this for Max today since hes busy working and not busy having fun. So, Max, YOU SUCK! You should be having fun!!'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
-storey-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
-storey-
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charley:
Thank you
diablolipop:
Yes most of our residents are old and need to be culled. however i have made the following list of hurricane supplies that are required for us not so ancient people:
5 cases of 6/1Gal water
1 case 6 10# cans green beans
1 case 6 10# cans corn
1 case 6 10# cans Chef boyarde Ravioli
1 box (100 rounds) .45 Auto ammo
1 box (60 rounds) 12 gauge shotgun ammo
2 20# bags Charcoal briquettes
1 can Mosquito repellant
2 cans charcoal lighter fluid
$500 cash
one porch, one sign that reads "looters will be shot."
I fear nothing named francis...
5 cases of 6/1Gal water
1 case 6 10# cans green beans
1 case 6 10# cans corn
1 case 6 10# cans Chef boyarde Ravioli
1 box (100 rounds) .45 Auto ammo
1 box (60 rounds) 12 gauge shotgun ammo
2 20# bags Charcoal briquettes
1 can Mosquito repellant
2 cans charcoal lighter fluid
$500 cash
one porch, one sign that reads "looters will be shot."
I fear nothing named francis...
In an effort to stave it off, I shall update this thing.
I'm feeling...like life just balanced itself out. A good thing happens to me, then a bad thing. No use getting angry over the bad.
Less than a week till the big day (for me anyway) The unexpectedness is why I usually hate August.
More later, now I feel I have to watch some...
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I'm feeling...like life just balanced itself out. A good thing happens to me, then a bad thing. No use getting angry over the bad.
Less than a week till the big day (for me anyway) The unexpectedness is why I usually hate August.
More later, now I feel I have to watch some...
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yikes:
Life's a Tilt-A-Whirl, it shouldn't be balnced, but bully for you anyway.
tristerosdemon:
i think we have very similar names. hmmm. who would have thought.
Consider this... if the girl is ditching you, then it can only be one of three things. She a lesbien and was just in denial, she one of those girls that isn't happy until she's hooked up with an absolute asshole who treats her like shit, or third... she's an alien from outerspace and was just getting close to study the mystery and perfection that is your hair.
Cheer up! Noone who would make you sad is worth your unhappiness.